Kia and the Los Angeles Clippers flopper forward Blake Griffinsu have been recklessly traveling back and forth through time, for the sole purpose of trying to push the Kia Optima to the kind of demographic that would watch the NBA on TNT and BONES. The premise of these commercials is that Blake travels into the past with his Kia Optima and seemingly guides his younger self on the path to being the prime time flopper and one trick pony that he is today. Kia and Blake do not care that their shenanigans are endangering our lives, as well as the space time continuum.
Is it possible that Blake Griffinsu grew up to be who he is today because when he was a kid his future self came back to him and gave him advice on how to grow up to be just like himself? How is Blake still alive? How has he not endangered his own existence yet from knowing too much about his future? Is he some kind of paradox where the rules of space and time don't apply to him so that he can travel freely throughout time? And if so, why didn't he go back and kill Adolf Hitler? Is Blake Griffinsu anti semetic? So many questions, so much time.
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